Over the years I've made more costumes than all the movie studio wardrobe deparemtns combined. So why haven't I been nominated for an Academy Award? Edith Head, costumes, Halloween, Academy Award
If he keeps this up, that dog’s gonna have his day! barking dog, yapping dog
The more things change, the more things stay the same – especially when it comes to our family's Thanksgiving menu! Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving menu, traditional Thanksgiving meal
Now really…who would give a cat a haircut? That's what I'm trying to find out! cat haircut, innocent until proven guilty
Middle aged women are taking over social networking! Come join us! social networking, middle age, spacebook, my face
Are you planning a party for your preteen daughter? I hate to spoil the surprise, but she's not going to like ANYTHING you do! Aloha, Hawaii, Luau, Hula
I've just been elected Chairman of the Board - the Ironing Board, that is. ironing, Chairman of the Ironing Board, spit it out in my hand
One of the worst parts about an empty nest is that your kids are no longer around to critique your appearance! Teenager, appearance, flying blind
When I'm genuinely afraid there's really only one thing to do. I need to shut up and listen! fear, listening, afraid
We've all done things we're not proud of. Here's my chance to come clean. I'm sorry, apologize, restitution
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