I taught my kids everything they know, unless they do something stupid. Then it’s someone else’s fault! taking credit for your kids, gak the cave boy, take credit
We don’t just have the worst bed in town. We have the worst bed on the entire PLANET! mattress, bed, new mattress
Just about the time I smooth out one style debacle, I get tangled up in another. hair styles, bad hair
Solomon may have been wise, but one of his investments sure has me scratching my head. investment, wise investor, Solomon, Madame Alexander doll
By the time my youngest child graduated from high school, he wasn't the only one who had “checked out”! graduation, senioritis for Moms, high school
From start to finish, my first year of junior high was a total disaster. Forty-five years later I'm finally able to laugh about it! Seventh grade, 7th grade, junior high
I think I’m the only one who hasn’t gone wireless. Like it or not, it’s time to sync or swim. wireless, handheld device, electronic gadget, Blackberry
Forget roses and violins. It's the stuff that comes AFTER I Do that measures true romance. Valentine, How Do I Love Thee?, Elizabeth Barret Browning
When it comes to appliances sometimes it's hard to let go. refrigerator, fridge magnets, appliances
It's not what you pack that counts – it's what you leave behind! underwear, travel, Europe
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