I have a knack for speaking up when I should be shutting up. Today I had a knack for shutting up when I should be speaking up. Speak up, Peter, Erma Bombeck
Is there such thing as a hysterectomy recovery support group? If so, I need to sign my husband up! hysterectomy, husband, surgery
Flattery will get you everything, except a simple “thank you.” saying thank you, compliments, flattery
Okay, I'll admit it. Some of my reasons for putting off the unpleasant are totally lame. ugly plaid sofas, entertaining, waiting on perfection
When it comes to time management, this is my school of thought. piranha, Japanese capsule hotel, time management
Spare the rod, spoil the Home Perm. No matter how hard I try, I always end up with a big mess. home permanent, straight hair, curly hair
I must not be wired for direct communication. It's a good thing God can straighten out my jumbled prayers! prayer, praying, computers, God
I taught my kids everything they know, unless they do something stupid. Then it’s someone else’s fault! taking credit for your kids, gak the cave boy, take credit
Just think, if Babe Ruth had started out this young, he might have been a really great ball player! Blastball, rules of Blastball, Little Boys of Summer
As a little girl I was never more completey decked out than on Easter Sunday morning. I was an outfit that just screamed for accessories! Easter, gloves, dresses
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