When it came to serving in my kids' classroom, I was an over-eager-Beaver! classroom volunteer, room mother, xiphosura crab
Just about the time I find the perfect pair of jeans, either the styles change (again) or my shape does! Mom jeans, Not Your Daughter's Jeans, Forever in Blue Jeans
How do you weave six generations of women together? With pigtails, of course! pigtails, braded hair, straight hair, plaited hair
Entering the State Fair contest was as easy as pie. Winning, as I discovered, was a whole different matter. Texas State Fair, State Fair, apple pie, contest, judges
This rather painful glimpse into our future reveals what my friends and I will look like in our eighties and nineties! old ladies, duster, dress up
So, just whose school assignment is this, anyway? As a Mom, sometimes it's hard to tell. Mom does kid's homework, Normal Rockwell, term paper
I am locked in an epic battle with my glasses. Guess who is winning. glasses, eyes, optometrist
Over the years I've made more costumes than all the movie studio wardrobe deparemtns combined. So why haven't I been nominated for an Academy Award? Edith Head, costumes, Halloween, Academy Award
You hear horror stories about women who try to make their own clothes. This one will leave you in stitches. Sewing, needle, Girl Scouts
No one on the planet ever had a housekeeper as bad as this one. Oh well. I guess I get what I deserve. Housekeeping, Dirt
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