We don’t just have the worst bed in town. We have the worst bed on the entire PLANET! mattress, bed, new mattress
Who knew that shopping for an evening gown could be such a frightening experience? Formal wear, Better Dresses, evening gown, mother of the bride, department store
Who knew that a simple trip to the pet store would result in a lifelong commitment? newt, isaac the newt, grow a frog kit, isaac newton
Whenever I’m in my kitchen, I always wear my genes! farm cooking, grandmother's kitchen, learning to cook
As far as I’m concerned, it’s the beverage of choice! gravy, making gravy
You haven't lived until you've toured MY home over the holidays. It's guaranteed to put you in the Christmas spirit! holidays, Christmas, home tour, tour of homes
I taught my kids everything they know, unless they do something stupid. Then it’s someone else’s fault! taking credit for your kids, gak the cave boy, take credit
When I'm genuinely afraid there's really only one thing to do. I need to shut up and listen! fear, listening, afraid
From start to finish, my first year of junior high was a total disaster. Forty-five years later I'm finally able to laugh about it! Seventh grade, 7th grade, junior high
I'm up for dinner and a movie, but without the movie! dinner and a movie, movies, rated G
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