This rather painful glimpse into our future reveals what my friends and I will look like in our eighties and nineties! old ladies, duster, dress up
I don't like to borrow trouble, but apparently I'll borrow just about anything else. borrowing, lending, Ten Commandments, borrow, neighbor
Are you planning a party for your preteen daughter? I hate to spoil the surprise, but she's not going to like ANYTHING you do! Aloha, Hawaii, Luau, Hula
I taught my kids everything they know, unless they do something stupid. Then it’s someone else’s fault! taking credit for your kids, gak the cave boy, take credit
Who knew that shopping for an evening gown could be such a frightening experience? Formal wear, Better Dresses, evening gown, mother of the bride, department store
Who knew that learning to read music would teach me so much about life? Rest note, music
I know you're only supposed to turn your clock back one hour for Daylight Savings Time, but once I turned mine back twenty-five years! Daylight Savings Time, seventies fashions
He truly was an American treasure, and that’s no joke. Bob Hope, National Salute to Bob Hope and the Military, Phyllis Diller
I have a knack for speaking up when I should be shutting up. Today I had a knack for shutting up when I should be speaking up. Speak up, Peter, Erma Bombeck
Entering the State Fair contest was as easy as pie. Winning, as I discovered, was a whole different matter. Texas State Fair, State Fair, apple pie, contest, judges
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