If he keeps this up, that dog’s gonna have his day! barking dog, yapping dog
I may be on a diet, but that doesn't stop me from thinking about my favorite meal! pot roast, oven aroma, Sunday dinner
Flattery will get you everything, except a simple “thank you.” saying thank you, compliments, flattery
When it comes to losing weight, we’re all in this together. working out, exercise class, zumba class, spinning class
My granddaughter got a late start at talking. Now everything she says is like music to my ears! starting to talk, speech delayed, a word is worth a thousand pictures
I've just been elected Chairman of the Board - the Ironing Board, that is. ironing, Chairman of the Ironing Board, spit it out in my hand
One of the worst parts about an empty nest is that your kids are no longer around to critique your appearance! Teenager, appearance, flying blind
We don’t just have the worst bed in town. We have the worst bed on the entire PLANET! mattress, bed, new mattress
Fail to Plan, Plan to Fail. Plan to read this article without fail. fail to plan plan to fail, plan ahead, time management
The junk I inherited isn't worth a plug nickel, but I wouldn't take a million bucks for it! keepsakes, family heirlooms
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